SKELETON WAR

SKELETON WAR IS THE NEXT BIG MOTHERFUCKING FIRST PISSING SHOOTER TO BE RELEASED AND ALL OF YOU LOBOTOMIZED FUCKS DON'T EVEN KNOW IT!!!! 

Face against the evil skeleton wizard bastard and his army of lethally armed skeletons, ranging from ghetto ass pistol skeletons, to grenade lobbing boners, to the geriatric katana skeleton (this ones a badass). 

Grab your weapon and kill those motherfucking skeletons behind that door!

You're not just limited to your handy shotgun, use a wide array of guns such as the 9mm handgun, Sniper rifle, and the motherfucking M79 grenade launcher to kick those goddamn bony asses of theirs!!!

Not only will the gameplay MELT YOUR FUCKING MIND!!! So will the rocking soundtrack, featuring songs stolen from far superior games such as Quake 3, Postal Redux, Killing Floor, and even a special addition, Bad to the Bone!

So what the fuck are you even waiting for, you lazy fuck? Download this shit and kill all of those damned skeletons!

(Warning: this game is exceptionally shitty by my (biased) opinion, so don't expect an actual masterpiece unless you can somehow connect this shit to something deep and profound. Second Warning: this game was made on a super old engine and is a bitch to get working sometimes, so just give it a bit if it crashes during loading.)